by william joseph hemmington December 21, 2004

by Copie Boy November 04, 2002

a penis that resembles a can of tuna, very thick but not very long. This trait is usually attributed to men that are white, tall, skinny, and usually own ridiculously huge dogs, trucks, and guns.
Dude, Brian got so drunk last night he stuck his dick in that fat chick. I bet she loved the tuna can.
by SicAssMic April 12, 2009

"Did you hear? Marcy went home with Josh last night!"
"I heard he's got a real tuna can."
"Yeah, she's not going to walk the same ever again."
"I heard he's got a real tuna can."
"Yeah, she's not going to walk the same ever again."
by aidan64 May 11, 2008

by papoose24 November 11, 2010

by Can Opener Man June 02, 2004
