tum and dick

oh God i feel abit tum and dick that curry was a bad idea.
by Stuart Dobbing October 16, 2004
mugGet the tum and dickmug.

Tum-dick-tongue

When you eat some Tums and your mouth is left with a dick-flavoured residue.
Oh I have the worst tum-dick-tongue this morning.
by Gerald G. Geoffrey January 31, 2019
mugGet the Tum-dick-tonguemug.