tuft daddy

When a silver fox's widow's peak recedes so far back that it gives the appearance that he has a tuft in the middle of his head that has been combed back to try to hide the growing bald spot. But the silver fox can still be classified as a daddy.

Have you seen Christian Carino?
Yeah, he's such a tuft daddy.

by lilkittenmitton April 27, 2017

Tufts manouver

Hitting on a girl, regardless of origin, as soon as they sit down.

He's using the Tufts manouver

by Jdoh85 January 4, 2020

Tuft of dicks

Three penises inserted into a single hole. Usually the asshole.

Ezra’s Mom preferred a tuft of dicks when it came to filling her gaping asshole.

by Ezra’s daddie June 7, 2018

Dork Tuft

An alternative modern name for the douche tag a male facial hair feature formerly known as a Soul Patch or Sax Player's Moustache.

It consists of a tuft of hair left unshaven just under the lower lip, upper lip and chin are clean shaven.

Sported with and without sideburns of varying ludicrous lengths.

"Nice suit, but unless this job interview is at a comic shop you probably want to go back in the bathroom and shave off that dork tuft."

by Phineas T July 5, 2009

rubbin' tufts

The act of sexual intercourse, named after the (sometimes) hairy pubic areas involved in said activity.

Joe: Holy shit, Brad... last night was amazing!

Brad: You get lucky with Sarah?

Joe: Fuck yeah, dude... we were rubbin' tufts all night long!

(Brad and Joe high-five.)

by Indiana Joe August 2, 2007

neck tufts

The tiny tufts of fuzzy hair that grows on the back of John's neck in two spots.

The neck tufts on John's neck are adorable, but he's still an asshole, a really big one.

by Kreepy_Krystal September 20, 2005

tufts standard

the point of sinking so low that you begin to find short, unattractive men attractive because there is simply no other option. much like a syndrome or a plague, it overwhelms and sickens the female population. side effects include low self esteem, loss of sex drive the inability to look oneself in the mirror after realizing the one that you hooked up with is actually a gnarled hobbit, fatigue, nausea,and dry mouth. Please contact Health Services for help if you believe you are at risk or suffering from this devastating affliction.

Did you see the guy **** hooked up with last night?

I think she may be exhibiting the early symptoms of Tufts standards. I heard it's like Rickets!

by Another Dissatisfied Student April 20, 2009