When seeing a hot chick u have the urge to crank one out. Thus pulling out a tubesock and shooting it in there
Damn dude look at her!
I know she hot as hell.
Dude im so "tubesocking it" now
by scottywotty May 19, 2010
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While often referred to as the type of sock horny men ejaculate into and do stupid things with afterwards (See other Tubesock related articles), it can also be used to insult your fellow man, or woman, by calling them that which is often jizzed into. See example...
Natalie: I feel so good today.
Nex: You're a Tubesock!
Natalie: Go die, fagmouth
by YeurMauther October 25, 2010
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When someone fills a tubesock with dozens of live grasshoppers and then places it in a gay man's asshole.
Lyle- "Oh Steve you look awefully jumpy this morning"

Steve- "Ya, I did a Montague Tubesock last night, and I could still feel them inside me."

Lyle- "Fuck you Steve"
by The Pimp's Bologna March 18, 2008
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the elongated, tubular shape that the breasts take on while a female is bent over, riding her partner during intercourse
We were gettin it on, and her tubesock tiities kept smacking me in the face!
by gwenstefani May 23, 2005
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The process in which a "Tucson TubeSock" is Ejaculating "Gizzing" in your best mates "Friends" sock and then quickly smacking them across the face with the sock full of your man chowder. Being which the Tucson TubeSock
That mutha fucka pissed me off so i grabbed his sock while he was sleepin and gave dat mutha fucka a Tucson TubeSock!
by The Angry Goatmaster January 11, 2009
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Wrapping a large number of rubber bands around a penis until it is bloated and turning black. Usually very painful and can result in the loss of a penis.
For hazing, we made a freshman give himself a Portuguese tubesock!
by chemist_v August 17, 2010
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