A man with minimal muscle development, usually young.
Every last one of the guys on this beach looks like a tube.
by jagged April 1, 2005
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Slang for a guy's *ahem* schlong. Used mostly by teenagers, especially in the south.
"Dude, did you see Wills doin' those jumping jacks!? He was free-ballin, and his tube fell out!"
by Makku August 11, 2004
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A hopelessly ignorant fool. This term is usually associated with the brokeass redneck variety of tard. Derived from tuber, which figuratively describes the tube's bottom-dwelling way of life.
by JoeWriter November 14, 2005
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1. All purpose term for genitals (penises or vaginas).
2. Someone who acts like a dick (male or female).
1. Grab your tube masturbate, male or female.
2. What a tube / that girl is such a tube!
by callumlikeiseeum October 6, 2010
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