Truncher 

Normally an individual who has exceeded his share of a powdered substance and begins to waffle. These individuals tend to come from a recruitment working background.

Bro did you see that line he just done? Get ready for the truncher

Truncher by Cheekysort93 December 15, 2017

Trunched 

The act of taking a dank shot of heroin and then fucking super hard.

Hey you want to go down by the river and get absolutely trunched?

Trunched by A.Finch January 15, 2016

love truncheon 

Love Truncheon: the glans penis

He had a love truncheon the size of a donkey.
Q. How could someone with a bonce like yours get to root her?
A. Once I unleashed the love truncheon she knew she couldn't resist.

love truncheon by Coitdog October 21, 2005

a beating from the love truncheon 

to slap a woman roughly in the face with your penis. Works better with a massive penis.

Davidson quite regularly takes a beating from the love truncheon.

a beating from the love truncheon by S Hussein April 3, 2003

Composite Truncheon 

A truncheon made from a composite materials or an erection.
Wood is a composite material.

I said to the girl in the bar the other night, have you seen my composite truncheon? She looked at me, and I said cos I've got wood!

I swear that smokin chick was checking out my composite truncheon!

Composite Truncheon by Svenagain March 6, 2010

Truncheon 

A gentlemen's erect love muscle

Gary teased Sharon with his twitching truncheon before slipping it in, much to Sharons delight

Truncheon by Brucey Big Bonus August 30, 2012

love truncheon 

another word for dick

slap a girl across the face with your love truncheon

love truncheon by suffolk strangler January 1, 2007