Trumpet of Patriots

When a bunch of old men between ages 65-95 get together, eat a bunch of beans and then proceed to stand in a circle, jack each other off while continuously farting and jizz into one big collective puddle while singing the national anthem.

Bruce: My neighbour is an extremely homophobic priest but last night I saw on the news he got caught in the middle of a Trumpet of Patriots with his dick out
Ned: At least hes not a rock spider like all the other priests lol!!!

by jims gooning May 13, 2025

trumpet of patriots

A publicly loud fart. Usually contains follow through.

Ralph released his trumpet of patriots loud, free and unsurprisingly, he'd shat himself.

by Moronica February 19, 2025

Trumpet of Patriots

(Australian Slang) A deep, thundering fart; shamelessly delivered in a public place.

Everyone left the Quiet Carriage when Jonno sounded the Trumpet of Patriots.

by Crypto_Saki April 16, 2025