female trumpet players

excellent kissers
LOUD... on and off stage ;)

"Those female trumpet players blow so hard" ;)

by misstrumpetplayer12 November 22, 2013

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Most Trumpet Players

Play too quietly.

Trumpet Player: Quiet
Sane Person: Most Trumpet Players Play so Quietly

by Jerry Smith's Dog November 17, 2021

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1. When a man asks his woman to lie down whilst he places his testicles in her mouth and asks his woman to perform hand-job on his penis. The man then asks his woman to hum creating a vibrating sensation on the balls. This bring great pleasure for the man. The man then asks his woman to close her eyes, the woman knows she is in for surprise. The man takes a drag from his pipe. While holding in his smoke the man excretes feces on his woman's face and exhales the smoke in the same general area. This creates the illusion of a cigar smoking trumpet player.

Jon Nguyen: My woman is cigar smoking trumpet player
Chi Voung: Wow how you get woman to be so tarented?

by KimYongEel December 7, 2009

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