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Absolute bullshit. On a scale from 0 to 100 where 100 is the truth and lower scores become progressively more bullshit, Trump is anything that scores a zero.
"Hey, you want to smoke some of this ganj?"
"Dude, that bag is Trump. It's pure oregano."
by Valerie Morghulis May 24, 2017
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Verb: 1) to defecate on yourself

2) the act of messing something up so badly that even small children know you have done wrong; while simultaneously acting like you know what you are doing.
e.g. 1) "Whoopsie I just trumped my pants!"
e.g. 2) "You just trumped that book report! Did you even read the book?"
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by Squeezeboxgoddess June 30, 2017
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A placebo suppository consisting of compressed monkey hair and an extract of the plant nasticus retoricus, usually inserted by a gloveless Russian grand wizard wearing a conical white cap and clown shoes. The medicinal effects of the Trump are negligible but the recipient of the placebo may experience a dark form of political euphoria from the experience and from watching the grand wizard sniff his fingers following the procedure.
Oh, man, that trump feels good - I feel like building a wall to keep those pesky Canadian combines off my property.

Brother, why are you sniffing your fingers and why do I have this urge to squat and make my feet fly out in front of me? Did you slip me a trump when I got up from the throne?
by aureliuspm October 05, 2017
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An orange poser claiming to be president. Probably secretly hates Americans
"How is trump even president"
"Seriously who voted for trump"
by Whatevennn March 31, 2017
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