A Trifling Hypocrite is a particularly loathsome individual who is adept at using other's weaknesses against them in a way that makes the person appear to be a saint of some sort. In reality, these individuals are self righteous, slanderous, liars whose loathsome vices and sexual perversions are worse than anyone they've got the audacity to judge has ever done.For example, A Trifling Hypocrite will tell you that they've been celibate for fifteen years right after having a threesome with your boyfriend and the pastor of her Church. Or they might buy some drugs off of their neighbors,and then immediately call we tip on them and get them busted as they get high and watch the cops take them to jail from their window and laugh. Trifling Hypocrites have dogshit for a soul. Three or more in a group is called a Stench. They frequent Churches, AA meetings , back alleys, and glory holes . Dying is the only decent thing these bastards ever do for their fellow man. Trifling Hypocrite Funerals are some of the happiest occasions on the face of the Earth. Mainly because after containing the odious corpses in an old septic tank,NASA shoots them into the center of the Sun. It is the only thing hot enough to ensure against an accidental reincarnation occurring, as it incinerates the bitches completely,soul and all,as it should.
The roar of Joy could be heard above the rocket boosters as NASA launched a Trifling Hypocrite to her final resting place in the center of the Sun.
by Triflegirl January 19, 2018
A female cow or "trifling heifer" who goes around claiming they don't have "MAD COW DISEASE"- over and over again and agian - while the major symptoms are pianfuly obvious and visible.
"trifling heifer": "I don't have mad cow disease for the simple fact that I am not a Cow!!-I am acually a helicopter, and if anyone come out into this field to "put me down" or kill me saying i am diseased I will simply fly away."
by crazyvaletbob June 17, 2006
The act of punching someone in the mouth after just receiving fellatio; thus mixing both blood and semen together
by Soogie August 12, 2007
by John Hickingbottom October 30, 2019
A Tequila Sunrise with a solid lower layer, similar to the Bombay Mudslide, typically the result of eating a large curry, several naan breads and half your body weight in pilau rice.
This cubicle is currently closed for removal of a particularly large bombay trifle, we apologise for any inconvenience caused
by worldoflard June 30, 2009
Fucking a cunt minutes after the previous two guys, using their cum as lube. The follow up category of Sloppy Seconds.
when in a foursome and you are the last guy to fuck the cunt, you are considered doing trifling thirds.
by chocolatethunder65 September 28, 2009
Hey Dave, did you get in that girls pants the other night?
Yeah, she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, but her snatch looked like a kicked over trifle!
Yeah, she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, but her snatch looked like a kicked over trifle!
by Butler069 September 23, 2016