Tri-pod

Having an exteremely long penis as to where it would be the size of a third leg.

Hello ladies, my name is Dan, but you can call me tri-pod!

by Snuman January 28, 2007

Tri-pod

A frequently worshiped deity consisting of Tom Thumb, Eddie Bauer, and Jesus H. Christ. Worship practices include: wizard staffs, blow-up dolls, dancing on elevated surfaces, VIP floozies, and owning any Eddie Bauer gear because it is THE BEST and should be treated with respect. However, this does not mean Eddie Bauer is the most important member of the tri-pod, because Jesus H. lives on South beach heals those in need and will carry your cooler of beer for a small fee. With the utmost respect is how one should approach and reverence the tri-pod.

I'm going camping to show my respect for the Tri-pod, I'm bringing my Eddie Bauer sleeping bag and soulja boy will be the music of choice.

by Tiny Hats April 10, 2009

Tri•pod

An infamous dance move created by a promiscuous Latina; it was created to lure African American men with mouths full of gold.

"Yo that girl is so nasty! She's tripoding on the dance floor. She's a Tri•pod

by DR. A November 27, 2012

Trigger Happy Tri Pod

This is an albino like white person that can be found with many guns. He has 2 normal legs and 1 extra that he uses as a kick-stand when he is aiming his gun. Mostly found in the Carolinas.

Hey look there Willy, look at it!! That's the Trigger Happy Tri Pod, we better get out of here!!

by Milk Snake April 18, 2014

human tripod

To be so massively hung that it appears like you have 3 legs. Very difficult to wear shorts in public. Every smoking hot girl wants a piece of you.

Man, I had sex with Cory last night, he was a real human tripod!

by udo August 10, 2003

TRIPLE TRIPOD with the OPTION

Placing both hands palm to palm- turn middle and ring fingers into palms- keeping pinky, pointer, and thumbs together and extended (a hang loose with addition of thumbs)- rest chin on thumbs- insert pointer fingers into her pink pussy and begin to lick that kitty- as her arousal increases throw in the OPTION by sliding pinkies into her ass!

Knowing how Sally likes me to lick her pink for a lengthy amount of time, I set up my TRIPLE TRIPOD with the OPTION sending her into a quick climax.

by Johnny Stinkfinger April 11, 2009

tripod

a man with a penis so big, it is interpreted as a third leg, hence 'tripod'

You are a tripod.

by Anthony Zavarelli May 24, 2002