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treesh sex

Treesh sex is when no oral sex is involved & it’s straight down to business or oral sex is only given by one partner
all we do is have TREESH SEX
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Trees & ZZZ's

The act of smoking marijuana before one goes to sleep.
Guys I'm smashed up, time to go back to my room for some Trees & ZZZ's.
by Cabey Dodey April 27, 2009
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teesh slop

The act of teesh3rt self-hosting services and expecting everyone to use them instead of a the much more acceptable and popular alternative.
teesh3rt: Hey guys join the mumble
dude: teesh slop
by not_ivan March 29, 2026
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Only trees should wear wood

The tree-hugger's equivalent of the endangered-animal-species advocate's "only elephants should wear ivory" saying. Hear, hear!
Nowadays there are plenty of "alternative" materials we can use instead of pulp-fiber in the production of lumber, paper, etc.... only trees should wear wood; we need them --- along with the plankton in the ocean --- for creating our planet's oxygen.
by QuacksO November 17, 2018
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A forest-conservationist's verbal equivalent to da large-mammal-lover's "Only elephants should wear ivory" saying.
Tipping trees for making wreaths has never been a good idea --- i.e., only fir trees should wear tips, and it harms the tree to remove them --- but it's not even necessary if you want wreaths to decorate your house, since so many inexpensive and perfectly-suitable artificial wreaths are available that not only look just as good as natural ones, but last for many years if properly cared for.
by QuacksO November 15, 2025
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Hittin The Trees Like Sonny Bono

The smoking of an assload of pot at once. 4 blunts, 3 joints, 4 bowls, a whole pan of "adult brownies", a whole loaf of bread (toast) with cannibutter, and 15 bong rips to be exact. And its funny because Sonny Bono died skiing into a tree.
Damn, Ricky! We're HITTIN THE TREES LIKE SONNY BONO!
by Freshketh September 1, 2009
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Plant two trees with one seed

Getting two things done at once.
We are planning a trip to California this summer, while we are there we are going to visit my parents. This way we can

'plant two trees with one seed'.
by 1 Love July 11, 2010
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