semen trees

Commonly located in business parks across commercial America, these trees blossom in early spring and produce beautiful, multi-petaled white flowers - which happen to smell exactly like semen.

Woman: Hey Darnell, do you smell what's coming from these trees that line the boulevard? I can't seem to put my finger on what it is, but I absolutely love it!

Man: Those are semen trees, Tina. I always knew you were a fucking whore.

by Arthur in Hoboken March 26, 2016

Tree Frog

Noun. A stunning, gorgeous individual on the exterior, who radiates an aura of confidence and extreme inner beauty as well. The individual is able to grasp anything thrown at them in life; thus being able to maintain a strong hold on what’s most important to them. They keep their cards close to them (suctioned cupped) and are very selective of those who they let hang around close to their branch. If you ever come across. A “Tree Frog” individual; make the most of every second. Being in their presence is enchanting and you will be craving for more time in their company. It’s important to note; they have an amazing soul, an incredible smile and their hugs are pretty sweet too.

You’re a Tree Frog.

by Prince Cepheus November 12, 2022

Tree

Hitting on a woman, much like a raccoon hunitng dog will chase its prey up a tree.

Did you see Bill last night, he was trying to tree every woman in the bar.

by Stan March 8, 2004

Charlie in the Trees

You hear something that you can't see, or, an object thrown in yor direction, but you don't know who threw it.

*loud bang*
"Charlie in the Trees man! RUN!"

or

*Pencil flys past your head*
"CHARLIE IN THE TREES, GET DOWN!"

by Shut Up man November 8, 2008

As the tree grows

Shit happens, what will be will be

Well like I say as the tree grows

by Aisselanna June 26, 2015

Pushing Trees

Selling large amounts of marijuana, usually as an occupation.

Wintermute: How is it that seventeen-year-old has two flat screens? He must be pushing trees.
Wisti: Yeah, I bought a quap last week from the boy, good shit too.

by potatoedanish June 3, 2011

Making Trees

Yacht(sailboat) racing term referring to the visual speed indicator of looking at a competitors sail edges and the trees on the land behind. If trees are appearing in front of the other vessel, then you are going faster. If the trees are appearing behind the other vessel, then it is going faster.
Related term: A Real Tree Maker - meaning a fast boat.

Making Trees/Tree Maker: Hey, I just spent three days fairing the boats hull. It's going to be a Real Tree Maker now.

by DougBigg July 6, 2010