tree rapist
A shadowy figure rumored to live in the Botanical Gardens at the University of North Carolina, Asheville. Perhaps a man who rapes trees, a rapist who lives in the trees and rapes people, or a tree that rapes people. His only weakness is concrete, which he is allergic to.
"Oh my god! I was walking in the Botans the other day, and I thought I heard the tree rapist. Luckily, I grabbed some concrete just in time."
"Dude, I never go anywhere without my concrete boots. Gotta watch out for that tree rapist."
"Dude, I never go anywhere without my concrete boots. Gotta watch out for that tree rapist."
tree rapist by thetreerapistisreal December 2, 2011
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