A mystical creature that dwells in the forest. Often this creature attacks people on nature hikes. Almost never leaves its tree, this creature looks a lot like an Uphold, very short, ugly and smells like bear droppings.
Damn I was walking thru the woods last week and a tree bastard attacked me.
That tree bastard looks like an Uphold, ugly looking things
That tree bastard looks like an Uphold, ugly looking things
by the magican November 3, 2011
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