tread on a frog

To break wind LOUDLY & UNEXPECTEDLY!!!

"lovely day for a walk Camilla"
"yes Charles, I was <<QQUUUAAAARRRKKKSSHHLLOOOOOPPPZZIPP>> .... errr pardon me"
"oh, did you tread on a frog dear"?
"yes, and I think I've shat myself n'all"

by clairem April 02, 2007