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Travelling Shovel Of Death

Some say it thirsts for blood; others say it is an innocent implement forced to do the bidding of murderous fiends. A disturbingly recurrent murder weapon, the Travelling Shovel Of Death appears in multiple different mediums (Usually novels), wherin it is featured murdering an innocent victim.
Henry knew his street well, but he didn't like it. The parameters stretched; the shadows hid secrets; the wind, ever restless, tossed the cloaks of strangers who glared from street corners. But he was sure in his safety. He knew the number of steps to his doorway. He knew where to lift his feet a little higher to avoid tripping on sidewalk cracks hidden in the dark. He knew who to avoid - at least he thought he did, in his naiveté.

A cat was waiting on his doorstep, that night. Dark, soft fur, long legs and a thrumming purr, yellow eyes glinting with reflections of far-off streetlights.

It smiled, sharp, glistening teeth ever white against the shadow of its fur.

In 42 years, Henry had never once seen a cat smile. Perhaps a trick of the light, or an illusion, he thought. Or maybe not. He knelt, looking the cat in the eyes.

It smiled at him, wider.

Wider.

A shadow moved; soft leather brushed against carpet, and a coat loosened its folds. "You're drunk again," said the voice. "Do you know, Henry, how much I dislike drunks?"

The cat hadn't moved; Henry glanced to the side, and caught a glance of soft brown shoes.

"Mr Woon," he slurred. "Ian. Mate. I just..."

He stopped.

Mr Woon smiled at him; a slow, langorious smile, not unlike that of his cat.

Then slowly, deliberately, he rested the shovel's tip on Henry's neck.

"I dislike drunks very much, Henry," he whispered.

Then he put his foot on the travelling shovel of death, and pushed down.
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travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates 

a) spontaneously doing things and trying to accomplish big projects without having though them through comme du monde

b) going on unplanned, retargerous (to most rational people), harebrained adventures
i don't want my kids travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates; i want them to grow up pragmatic and rational people.

Travelling fat

An erection that occurs whilst travelling, Most usually when you are on the school bus, and most likely just before it is time to get off. Chicks dig it.
Got a major Travelling fat on the school bus. Dayna saw it and tried to suck me off!!
Travelling fat by Mofgan February 5, 2008

Travelling Andy 

A "Travelling Andy" is when you fart while sitting in a chair. However, the gas bubble moves toward the front rather than the back and the farter will feel it pushing the skin between the scrotum and thigh aside. Known to only happen with males and is a fairly rare occurrence.
Ha Ha Ha. Just had a Travelling Andy.
Travelling Andy by Slightly_Mad December 11, 2006

Travelling Wilburys 

Not the bloody dicks,just a bunch of handsome people:a supergroup made by Tom Petty,George Harrison,Bob Dlylan,Jeff Lyne and Roy Orbison.
person 1-wtf bro they're bloody penises?
person 2-no you coward the Travelling Wilburys are like super handsome and really good musicians

Travelling Vacuum salesman 

When you are far from your home and a man date-rapes your woman (who lives at your home) while she is at home through shiny consumer goods.
So I came home from New York and Claire told me that she was struck by a Travelling Vacuum salesman. After reprimanding her I tracked the man down and destroyed him.

travelling wilbury 

A bloody penis 'on the road', typically resulting from intercourse with a female 'on the rag'.

A mobile whinnet (except blood rather than poo).
After having pounded a menstruating groupie, Rocket Ron tucked his penis into his black jeans. His jeans were specked with blood as the groupie had blown back on him with a powerful quebe.

He didn't have time to wash, and boarded the tour bus to the next gig. Ron had a travelling wilbury.
travelling wilbury by phibes1789 January 19, 2008
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