Trainable Fern 

This act is when a man delicately puts some cocaine into the tip of his phallus, then proceeds to have anal sex with a man or woman. This is so when he ejaculates, it projects the cocaine so it goes straight into the recipients bloodstream.

I gave a Trainable Fern to my friend, he got so high!

Trainable Fern by Wooooord Fiend April 13, 2011

transabled 

Acting physically disabled when in reality you're not handicapped and just stupid

Person 1:"I feel bad for that lady in a wheelchair over there"
Person 2:"Her? She's fine, just transabled. She's probably just mentally handicapped."

transabled by AnAngryMongoose November 18, 2016

Transabled 

When a non-disabled person pretends to be disabled. Reasons why people do this ranges, but the most common one is when you're too lazy to do shit.

"Hello Martha, I cannot come to your house for the project. I'm transabled."

Transabled by myairpods2.0 February 22, 2019

trainable 

(n.) Circa-1970's politically correct term for a mentally disabled person who is still able to follow simple instructions.

Don't call him a moron, please call that retarded person a trainable.

trainable by Mango January 2, 2003

Trainable 

Affected with moderate mental retardation and capable of being trained in self-care and in simple social and work skills in a sheltered environment.

"Hey Frank, how come you haven't gotten up yet?" asked the teacher.
"I'm w-wet and sticky," replied the trainable.

Trainable by Joe1015 September 28, 2005

Transabled 

A shitty excuse just to use disabled parking

Theres that bitch Courtney again, saying she's transabled using a handicap parking spot when she can walk.

Transabled by Shitfuck blondefag October 21, 2021

transabled 

People who become disabled by choice.

She wanted to be blind so she poured acid into her eyes. She's transabled.

transabled by 8w8 June 10, 2022