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Trainable Fern 

This act is when a man delicately puts some cocaine into the tip of his phallus, then proceeds to have anal sex with a man or woman. This is so when he ejaculates, it projects the cocaine so it goes straight into the recipients bloodstream.
I gave a Trainable Fern to my friend, he got so high!
Trainable Fern by Wooooord Fiend April 13, 2011

transabled 

Acting physically disabled when in reality you're not handicapped and just stupid
Person 1:"I feel bad for that lady in a wheelchair over there"
Person 2:"Her? She's fine, just transabled. She's probably just mentally handicapped."
transabled by AnAngryMongoose November 18, 2016

Transabled 

When a non-disabled person pretends to be disabled. Reasons why people do this ranges, but the most common one is when you're too lazy to do shit.
"Hello Martha, I cannot come to your house for the project. I'm transabled."
Transabled by myairpods2.0 February 22, 2019
Having the ability to be toasted.

To be extremely cool.
"Want to see a movie?"
"Sure, that's toastable"

"Dude, those amps are so toastable."

"I would toast that any day."

trainable 

(n.) Circa-1970's politically correct term for a mentally disabled person who is still able to follow simple instructions.
Don't call him a moron, please call that retarded person a trainable.
trainable by Mango January 2, 2003

Trainable 

Affected with moderate mental retardation and capable of being trained in self-care and in simple social and work skills in a sheltered environment.
"Hey Frank, how come you haven't gotten up yet?" asked the teacher.
"I'm w-wet and sticky," replied the trainable.
Trainable by Joe1015 September 28, 2005
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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