Toyota Prius 

The number one rated car in America due to the lack of ability to kill anybody due to its 10 mph top speed.

"Dude I got hit by a Toyota Prius yesterday. Yo bro are you okay? Yeah bro I'm fine I just got a paper cut.

Toyota Prius by Everydaydipshit69 November 13, 2020

Toyota Prius 

A car that will litteraly make a man puke and want to kill himself. The definition of disappointment.

When she sent me the booty pics I felt like I saw a Toyota Prius.

Toyota Prius by DildoWarior July 9, 2016

Toyota Prius 

A literal disappointment to mankind it's self.

"My parents just called me a Toyota Prius."

Toyota Prius by Everydaydipshit69 November 13, 2020

Toyota Prius 

The car that outnumbers the amount of reasonable people there are on earth.

"I can't find my car!" "What kind of car is it?" "It's a Toyota Prius" "That doesn't help..."

Toyota Prius by AllHailTheUnicorns February 12, 2017

Toyota Prius 

A car that gives you the illusion that you're magically going to eliminate pollution and save the earth all by buying a crappy Japanese car for an outrageous price.

"That Toyota Prius is a total piece of shit."

Toyota Prius by Your Sister April 8, 2015

Toyota Prius 

A eco-friendly car that has the option to come with solar panels.
Made for rich people who "want to save the earth" but they really just buy it because they hate themselves.

Rich Person: I hate myself. I'm gonna go buy a Toyota Prius so that way people think I'm just saving the earth.

Toyota Prius by shouldibuyapriuscauseihatelife November 13, 2011

Toyota Prius 

The wannabe Tesla Model 3.

Toyota Prius: "Saving the Earth!"

Me: "WTF, it looks like shit"

Toyota Prius by kingknb July 17, 2020