tower me

To tower over someone ; meaning dominate them. Being on top

"Tower me" *crawls over them*

by HannahCouchEasler February 15, 2019

get me a towel

An statement of excitement over a situation in your day that is so amazing, although it's not actually an orgasm, it might as well be.

Run into Kelly Churchill and you say, "Oh my god. Get me a towel." ...because I just jizzed.

See a nice lookin Porsche or some other high priced car cruisin down the road and you say, "Check out that whip. Dude, get me a towel!"

Or you can just say it when you need a towel after bangin or something. But ideally your girl should swallow. This is the BEST time to say get me a towel.

by SmokyTreat April 28, 2010

tower of strategic mechanics

A sc tower in ring 6 of jtoh.

Tower too easy? Embrace gbj!

I just fell in Tower of Strategic Mechanics f6 gbj and fricking died
Epic

by gitilivy February 25, 2023

boney meat-tower

Name for a penis

All around general insult

Used when describing canned salmon

"Ey yo girl you wanna climb up on my boney-meat tower?"

"Yo I won that Jenga game fair and square you boney meat-tower"

by GeneralSam123 November 15, 2016

Boney Meat-Tower

Can be used as a name for a penis, an all-around insult, or used when describing canned salmon

Ey yo girl you wanna climb up on my Boney Meat-Tower
Yo I won that Jenga Game Fair and square You Boney Meat-Tower

by snoboob May 18, 2018

Boney meat-tower

Name for a penis
All around general insult
Used when describing canned salmon

Ey yo girl wanna climb up on my boney meat-tower?
I won that Jenga game fair and square you boney meat-tower

by 12deda November 17, 2016

Message tower

When delirious from sleep deprivation, or inebriated from intoxicants (generally uppers like amphetamines, but at times downers such as heroin) the afflicted will respond to questions/conversation with nonsense or gibberish, although often it may-at least in part tie in to the subject leaving the witness confused as to what they had justy heard. Most times the afflicted will only"message tower" past the first question, causing them to realize what they just said made no sense and waking them from the confused dream like state.

Yeah, brandon was up for five days and started to message tower "it's fun to watch the kittens play" at his moms. They dont have kittens at his mom's.

by Enki88 June 30, 2019