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touch the glass save your ass

touching the glass of your car when you go over railroad tracks
whyd you touch the windshield
“touch the glass save your ass motherfucker

touch the bottom of a pint glass

When your male modesty is so long that you can reach the bottom of a pint glass…….

Typically, we are talking about when flaccid, although whilst erect, it is still impressive; after all, the average length of a fully erect boner is approximately 5.1 to 5.5 inches (13–14 cm) and a pint glass is roughly 6 inches tall!

Thus, claiming to "touch the bottom" places you in the top tier of length, making it a significant claim down the pub or in the locker room with the boys.
“You know Tina, right? Apparently, she’s been getting one of her five a day from Glenn from the greengrocers. Bloke’s got a right snake on him. He showed me once down the pub……he can touch the bottom of a pint glass! Believe me! Massive.”

touch the bottom of a pint glass

When your male modesty is so long that it can touch the bottom of a pint glass…….

Typically, we are talking about when flaccid, although whilst erect, it is still impressive; after all, the average length of a fully erect boner is approximately 5.1 to 5.5 inches (13–14 cm) and a pint glass is roughly 6 inches tall!

Thus, claiming to "touch the bottom" places you in the top tier of length, making it a significant claim down the pub or in the locker room with the boys.
“You know Tina, right? Apparently, she’s been getting one of her five a day from Glenn from the greengrocers. Bloke’s got a right snake on him. He showed me once down the pub……he can touch the bottom of a pint glass! Believe me! Massive.”

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004