touch the grass 

This is a slang phrase . It used when you want said to someone who has been inside and on their phone for too long and needs to get back in touch with reality

Hey, you have been played Genshin impact for 5 hours!!! Touch the grass!!

touch the grass by kiki_translator December 7, 2024

touch the glass save your ass

touching the glass of your car when you go over railroad tracks

whyd you touch the windshield
“touch the glass save your ass motherfucker”

touch the glass save your ass by iprollyfuckedyobitch October 18, 2022

touch the bottom of a pint glass

When your male modesty is so long that it can touch the bottom of a pint glass…….

Typically, we are talking about when flaccid, although whilst erect, it is still impressive; after all, the average length of a fully erect boner is approximately 5.1 to 5.5 inches (13–14 cm) and a pint glass is roughly 6 inches tall!

Thus, claiming to "touch the bottom" places you in the top tier of length, making it a significant claim down the pub or in the locker room with the boys.

“You know Tina, right? Apparently, she’s been getting one of her five a day from Glenn from the greengrocers. Bloke’s got a right snake on him. He showed me once down the pub……he can touch the bottom of a pint glass! Believe me! Massive.”

touch the bottom of a pint glass by fullyfledgeded April 18, 2026

touch the bottom of a pint glass

When your male modesty is so long that you can reach the bottom of a pint glass…….

Typically, we are talking about when flaccid, although whilst erect, it is still impressive; after all, the average length of a fully erect boner is approximately 5.1 to 5.5 inches (13–14 cm) and a pint glass is roughly 6 inches tall!

Thus, claiming to "touch the bottom" places you in the top tier of length, making it a significant claim down the pub or in the locker room with the boys.

“You know Tina, right? Apparently, she’s been getting one of her five a day from Glenn from the greengrocers. Bloke’s got a right snake on him. He showed me once down the pub……he can touch the bottom of a pint glass! Believe me! Massive.”

touch the bottom of a pint glass by fullyfledgeded April 18, 2026