Totem poling

When a drunk girl starts dancing behind a guy and wraps her legs around him in an attempt to climb him like a totem pole.

Penni did too many tequila shots and amused her girlfriends by totem poling any guy within striking distance.

by Faster Redhead November 11, 2016

totem polling

to have three or more guys stack on top of each other to create a totem poll.

"dude I was tottaly totem polling it last night with these dudes I met at the club"

by alex GORSKI! January 17, 2009

Totem Polling

When you stack animal heads up your butt creating a organic "totem poll"

"I just hit up the Pet Store, decided to do some totem polling tonight."

by Splenda_Man November 1, 2020

Totempoling

When your poop is so long that you can balance on it.

John: Wow, Hannah, you sure did get taller!

Hannah: Nah, I'm just totempoling.

by SUCKMYCANADA June 20, 2008