totally wisco

The state of possessing a Wisconsin accent so excruciatingly painful that no matter how hot you are you appear ugly and no matter how much of a genius you are you sound like a moron.
Person who has been outside the state of Wisconsin #1: Dude, that girl is bodaciously hot!
Person who has been outside the state of Wisconsin #2: Beware, she's totally wisco.
Person who has been outside of Wisconsin #1: Another one bites the dust.
by Nelly of Greendale March 29, 2005
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Totally Wisco

Someone who's so Wisconsin it hurts.
Damn, could that chick be any more totally Wisco?
by Punitive D March 15, 2005
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