An absolute nobody, somebody who u wouldn't even go through the effort of pissin on if they were on fire, a real loser, wot a twat!
"Hey look at that guy on fire"
"Oh shit yeah he's on fire"
"Shall we piss on him"
"No he's a tosser!"
"Oh shit yeah he's on fire"
"Shall we piss on him"
"No he's a tosser!"
by The Z man January 13, 2006
a wanker
He's just a tosser - an hour later and he's still sitting there reading the paper and picking his nose.
by martin November 12, 2003
That's the third time he's puked at one of my parties... And he didn't even mix liquors, he's just a tosser.
by garadiavolo December 13, 2006
A selfish individual who demonstrates a complete lack of concern for the environment by thoughtlessly tossing recyclable cans and bottles into the garbage.
by Pedro Mackenzie November 24, 2008
by Eric Chang February 5, 2004
someone who has never had a girlfriend and is so desperate that they have to wank to get somewhere in life without cuming every time they see a fit girl
by daniel brunning May 1, 2003
by Screw you bitch November 15, 2004