Torsofuck is a finnish Goregrind band. Their minds are fucking twisted! Check out some of their lyrics! They make lyrics, but don't actually sing 'em :P..
"Few days ago I bought a cat
It is so cute, I want to fuck it hard
Walking on four legs, shaking that little ass
Dirty fucking slut who deserves to suffer
I place my cock in the center of tis asshole"
"What a perfect sight to see
Decomposed dead bitch
I spread her buttocks wide and I love what I see
Anus covered with worms
I masturbate as I fingerfuck
Slimy rectum, full of rot and shit
Maggots crawling, insects feasting
I squirt my load allover her ass"
Like I said, TWISTED MINDS!
"Few days ago I bought a cat
It is so cute, I want to fuck it hard
Walking on four legs, shaking that little ass
Dirty fucking slut who deserves to suffer
I place my cock in the center of tis asshole"
"What a perfect sight to see
Decomposed dead bitch
I spread her buttocks wide and I love what I see
Anus covered with worms
I masturbate as I fingerfuck
Slimy rectum, full of rot and shit
Maggots crawling, insects feasting
I squirt my load allover her ass"
Like I said, TWISTED MINDS!
by Yllevante December 9, 2008
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Mr_TorsoFace or otherwise known as McDonaldsManager on Steam is a fellow player of the Vanilla Garrysmod (a.k.a Sandbox Vanilla) Garry's mod server. He does not think that he is the best Garry's mod player, nor does he think that hes good at the game. Hates Hermann (but who doesn't) and thinks hes an idiot.
Leader of the Kleiners and owner of the Kartupelis SMP Discord and Minecraft server.
Leader of the Kleiners and owner of the Kartupelis SMP Discord and Minecraft server.
Hermann: Kys, Mr_TorsoFace.
Mr_TorsoFace: no.
Crowbar: I praise Kleiner, Mr_TorsoFace.
Mr_TorsoFace: Cool, me too.
Viecha: When will you open Kartupelis SMP again?
Mr_TorsoFace: idk.
Random person 1: Did you hear about Mr_TorsoFace?
Random person 2: Yes, i have seen him on Sandbox Vanilla.
Random person 1: What's Sandbox Vanilla.
Random person 2: It's a Gmod server.
Mr_TorsoFace: no.
Crowbar: I praise Kleiner, Mr_TorsoFace.
Mr_TorsoFace: Cool, me too.
Viecha: When will you open Kartupelis SMP again?
Mr_TorsoFace: idk.
Random person 1: Did you hear about Mr_TorsoFace?
Random person 2: Yes, i have seen him on Sandbox Vanilla.
Random person 1: What's Sandbox Vanilla.
Random person 2: It's a Gmod server.
by Mr_TorsoFace October 28, 2021
Get the Mr_TorsoFace mug.A toastfucker is one who fucks toast. Toastfuckers are widely known for their outlandish toast fetish, oftentimes displaying erotic behavior towards the very mentioning of toast. They tend to be either high, drunk, or stoned; a sober toastfucker is no toastfucker indeed.
My friend is a toastfucker; I saw him the other day, drunk off his ass and attempting to shove two semen-drenched pieces of toast up his ass.
by Brother Jaegerbombastic November 5, 2014
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Typically used when expressing displeasure at another persons actions which have impacted negatively upon you.
And/or someone who performs such actions with regularity
Typically used when expressing displeasure at another persons actions which have impacted negatively upon you.
And/or someone who performs such actions with regularity
What was that for you litte tossfuck!?
OMG you are such a tossfuck!
Get out of my way you tossfucking little shit!
OMG you are such a tossfuck!
Get out of my way you tossfucking little shit!
by Chevron May 19, 2004
Get the Tossfuck mug.One whose proclivity for sexual desperation runs so deep that they would butter up a piece of toast and masturbate with it. syn, Wanker
by Zanshin August 3, 2003
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