When you fingering a girl in the bum and you hit a turd (the torpedo).
Rob: I slipped her a digit in the corn hole and found a torpedo.
John: That's disgusting...
Rob: Yeah, and the worse bit is that I got some stuck under my finger nail...
by Torpedo_hunter May 31, 2010
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1) Under water, self-proppellant missile.

2) A long shit.
Hit by a torpedo

I dropped a torpedo
by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004
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Drug slang -- A regional street term for crack and marijuana, presumably used together.
Military -- A self-propelled explosive projectile weapon, launched above or below the water surface, propelled underwater toward a target, and designed to detonate on contact with, or in proximity to, a target, usually understood to be a ship.
Neuropathology -- A focal fusiform swelling of the axons of Purkinje cells, located in the first portion of the axis cylinder prior to the origin of collateral branches, often accompanied by swollen dendritic ramifications and patchy displacement of Purkinje cells, a typical pathologic finding in olivopontocerebellar atrophy of the granular layer of the cerebellum.
Drug slang: 'God know the torpedo you are into.'
Military: 'In World War II the Kriegsmarine used torpedoes 21 inches in diameter (533mm) and 7.16 meters long.'
Neuropathology: (a thing in the brain.)
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When a woman puts a dildo in her pussy, then pushes it out with enough force so that it shoots out her vagina, like a torpedo.
John: Did you see the torpedo during the stripper show?
Rich: Yea, the guy that caught it got some pussy juice on him too.
John: It was probably piss...
by CTMD May 03, 2010
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1) n. The tips of one's fingers after wiping, but prior to washing. IE Your fingers when they have shit on them.

2) n. A game involving sticking your shit covered finger tips in someone's face.
1) Upon picking my nose, I realized I forgot to wash my torpedoes. Damn...

2) I stuck my fingers in my friend's mouth and shouted, "Torpedoes!" and ran away. He soon caught me and beat the shit out of me...
by Captain Sex Offendor September 16, 2006
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