1. This term is best described when a subject is being viewed by a person or persons from afar. The subject at a distance looks to be attractive, but as subject comes within closer proximity of the person or persons viewing the subject, the phase of what appeared attractive no long applies.
2. When objects or people look beautiful from far away, but dangerous or ugly up close.
d00d, no, she's a torpedo.
by TensePenguin July 30, 2009
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A mischevious Shweiny (Shih Tzu and Weiner dog) with a teddy bear face who is curious, steals small cosmetics, is known to eat packages of chewing gum and is as fast a bullet. Missing household items are frequently found in his hiding places. Prefers women with large breatst. Uses his manipulative charms to get pieces of chicken and cheese. Surgically removes the squeeker from his toys. Pet parents have now gone green and provide him with beer bottle caps and wine corks as toys.
"Where are my underwear? Torpedo!"
by Her Hotness October 17, 2013
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A guy that behaves like a total asshole on behalf of a friend that wants to improve his chances to pick up a girl. While the friend chit chats with the girl, the guy suddenly bust into the scene like a random stranger. He talks a lot of non-sense and harass the couple before he retreats; for a moment he literally "torpedo" the scene. After having faced a complete moron, the girl now improve her estimation of the friend.
Hey Ashley, can you be my torpedo tonight?

Sure bro, I'd be totally wild and crazy!

Man! Last night John was the best torpedo ever. I owe him a creampie.
by e-ladden April 09, 2011
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when you place a dildo all the way into a vagina and karate chop it so it flies out just like a torpedo would.
" Holy shit! that torpedo just went through your window. "
by Mista-Sprinkles June 21, 2007
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Slang for a 40oz bottle of beer. Reffers to its similarity in shape to a torpedo.
Can a brother get a buck for a torpedo Dogg?
by Craig October 29, 2002
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a small joint made by using half of a rolling paper. It's main use is to be able to get high quickly and leave no evidence.
bring a torpedo to school today so we can smoke it while we walk through the courtyard betweend 3rd and 4th period.
by madbonger October 26, 2010
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