tool box

Derogatory term for a Scion xB because of the ugly box-like shape of the car and the type of people who generally drive them: tools.

Damn it R.J., you are such a tool so go get in your tool box and drive the fuck out of here.

by Poolside Becky May 2, 2008

tool box

a fraternity house

Fuck going to Delts, that place is a tool box.

"Hey brah, meet me back at the tool box."

by Dubizzle March 18, 2009

tool box

A derogatory term for a tool's girlfriend; does not necessarily mean that the girl herself is a tool as well.

"Missy wouldn't be so bad if her boyfriend, Brad, wasn't such a tool; but you know how those tool boxes tend to be..."

by MuseL May 27, 2008

tool box

A female tool. You know, a tool, but a girl.

What a tool box! She's like the girl version of Carson Daly.

by z. appleton January 2, 2005

tool box

a trader at Natexis Bleichroeder whose pythons are very sick. he is constantly ridiculed for his words and actions, even shunned.

"Got you are such a TOOL BOX!!!!"

by mpcevoy July 27, 2006

tool box

When your friend abuses everyone around them until you want to kill him.

Kyle is such a tool that he stayed out with Mallory until 2am and then he said he doesn't want her. Yea what a tool box

by NIc killer s May 14, 2007

tool Box

Someone who is dumber than a 'Tool,' this person is described as a "Tool Box"

Jesus tity fucking christ is she a fucking Tool Box, WOW.

by BMOUNZ May 2, 2005