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tongue lash

1.) Act of cunnilingus.
2.) Kissing cousins.
3.) Pussy whipped.
4.) Boil it down.
5.) Scissor incision.
1.) He was munching the beaver slapping his tongue around.
2.) I open toilet stall door and catch Johnny teaching Sady how to wipe her bottom.
3.) That boy only gets kisses he is so pussy whipped.

4.) When I boil it down I teach you a lesson.

5.) I'd like to tongue lash you with my wet pink tongue lash and I smell like a lizard.
tongue lash by djsee4 December 17, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch

tongue-lashing 

the act of performing oral sex on a female
Every woman loves a good tongue-lashing.
tongue-lashing by yorrick hunt January 29, 2008

tongue lashing

The act of performing oral sex on a female.
Every woman loves a good tongue lashing.
tongue lashing by yorrick hunt January 9, 2009

tongue-lashing 

If someone gives you a tongue-lashing, they shout at you or criticize you in a very forceful way.
After a cruel tongue-lashing, he threw the girl out of the group.
tongue-lashing by LeonardusBR October 9, 2008

tongue lashing

when in the throws of wild sex, one might use their tongue hurriedly to deliver pleasure to the other party.
I gave Gemmas quim a thorough tongue lashing last night and she really got off on it.
tongue lashing by snooter69 October 15, 2017

TONGUE LASHING

A Blow-Job given with heavy use of the tongue
That girl just gave me and amazing tongue lashing
TONGUE LASHING by rockadiesel June 21, 2012

Tongue Lashed 

Much like pussy whipped, where the man does whatever the girl asks just because he's gettin some, only this version hes only gettin kisses.

Much like Zach.
<zach> aww man shes so hott! i do anything for her. damn, shes got me pussy whipped.

<jordan> naw dude, you gotta GET the pussy to BE pussy whipped! your more like, Tongue Lashed.

Zach pwn't
Tongue Lashed by K!ds !n EmEr!cA! October 16, 2008
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