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tomat-hoe 

Tomat-hoe - a slutty girl who is willing to have sex with a boy whilst in the grips of her womanly cycle.

The result is a tomato ketchup-covered weiner; hence, tomat-hoe. (Like most things, best pronounced in an English accent.)
"She let me put my laundry in her machine during a colour was last night."
"Ew, what a tomat-hoe."
tomat-hoe by ernieandthepotato October 14, 2013

Pajte The Tomat

a guy with a Tomat pfp who desperately tries to be funny on Twitter, is friends with a pizza brand, no idea how this even happened lol
Person 1: yOOOO have you seen this new Tweet from Pajte The Tomat?
Person 2: yikes, that's cringe
Pajte The Tomat by Pajte February 1, 2022

tomato can 

In fighting sports, a tomato can is a fighter with low skills who is brought in to pad the record of more promising fighters and give them more ring experience. They are expected to lose. Most professional boxers of any note have dozens of wins in their early careers over tomato cans. The name is believed to come from the fact that tomato cans "leak" red fluid (blood) like a can of tomato sauce.
Bobby "the Fist" Punchalot looks pretty tough, but he's just a tomato can.
tomato can by B@lth@z@r June 17, 2017

chinese tomatoes 

Tom: " Hey nice garden. What is that dark green plant?"
Bill: "Thanks. Oh, they're Chinese Tomatoes."
chinese tomatoes by mademanseattle September 3, 2012

Tomato Haste

The annual act of prematurely harvesting the first crop of homegrown tomatoes, on account of impatience with the long summer growing season.
Once again, Cookie's tomato haste resulted in an unsatisfying Caprese salad.
Tomato Haste by triggerboston August 3, 2012

WTF Tomato 

Similar to ROFL-Waffle. Just another silly and pointless internet term.
WTF Tomato, my boss is a jerk today.
WTF Tomato by bigballofyarn February 11, 2009