tomaled 

It's a verb
It means to be given the gift of tamales

Tomaled

Ex. "Hey @Jokerz did you see that Dr. Twist TAMALED DaddyPops ? He sure looks happy about it."

tomaled by JWild2 December 1, 2018

totaled 

Beyond repair or not worth repairing.

After hitting the tree, the car was totaled. Well, maybe it could have been put on the road again, but the insurance adjuster wouldn't authorize the payment.

totaled by Bob Lipton August 31, 2003

totaled 

A insurance term that describes the condition of a damaged car when the cost to repair the damage exceeds the actual appraised value of the vehicle.

A '03 BMW X3 that gets ripped in half by a dumptruck would be considered "totaled". An '87 Nova that has a cracked windshield would also be considered "totaled."

totaled by Pigeon McNugget October 8, 2003

totaled 

To destroy something beyond recognition.

Dave totaled his car. It was a complete write off.

totaled by Anonymous September 1, 2003

totaled 

1. State of complete intoxication (ie, hammered, floored, wasted, smashed, destroyed, etc...).

2. When the total cost of repairs to a vehicle excedes the total appraissed value of the vehicle.

3. On a driving penalty scale, one up from DWI 3rd offense, one down from attempted automotive manslaughter (except in states where the above are equivalent).

1. I got so totaled I passed out on the bar last night.

2. My insurance provider told me to start looking for a new car when I totaled mine.

3. Al: I was drinking and driving last night, and something bad happened.
Bob: DWI, AGAIN??
Al: Nah, I totaled my car.

totaled by Al October 14, 2003

hot tomale

Too hot to be handled. One fine human being. To be smoking hot.

Alexis is one hot tomale.

hot tomale by Alexis O. September 20, 2003

Hot tomale

A phrase used when one does not know how to spell "tamale" correctly.

(conversation via IM)
A: What's a hot tomale?
B: I donno. Do you mean tamale?
A: Oh... yeah, I guess.
B: Well, a tamale is a Mexican food made of cornmeal & lard, with typically a pork filling. A "hot tamale" can be a spicy cinnamon candy. Or it could be a reference to someone appealing to the eye.
A: Man I'm a dumbass.
B: I know.

Hot tomale by Leslie83c May 2, 2009