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Toulson Syndrome 

Toulson Syndrome is the state in which League of Legends players become severely under leveled. There is no known cause and generally effects one in three players. If left unchecked Toulson Syndrome can spread to nearby lanes resulting in loss of team fights, feeding of enemy lanes and extreme poverty.

This syndrome is extremely dangerous and frustrating to players attempting the climb out of elo hell (now re-branded as bronze tier) as the courageous victim of the disease will unknowingly hamper any and all efforts for victory.
1. Christian suffered an extreme case of Toulson Syndrome despite him spending 40 minutes in the jungle farming and providing zero ganks.

2. Jenny: "Hey David, yesterday Chris came to gank and fed my lane because he was 6 levels behind!"

Joshua: "WHOAH! Chris ganked?! Shocking!"

Jenny: "Yea and he fed my lane because he was 6 levels behind!"

Joshua: "Woah! He had a serious case of Toulson Syndrome!"

3. Christian suffered an extreme case of Toulsan Syndrome despite him spending 40 minutes in the jungle farming and providing zero ganks.

4. I lost my ranked promo match because I duoed with Chris and he always suffers from an extreme case of Toulson Syndrome.

5. Christian always suffers from Toulson Syndrome so we always make him jungle so that he doesn't feed in lane.

6. ADC - "Shaco I need a gank, they are pushing hard."

JUNGLER - "Sure no probs!."

{15 minutes later}

SUPPORT - "Shaco!? where is that gank dude we're being pushed SO hard! We need support! The turret is going down!!"

JUNGLER - "Getting blue then ill be there"

{5 mins later}

JUNGLER - "Ganking now go in!"

{ADC and SUPPORT Die}

ADC - "WTF WAS THAT?!!"

SUPPORT - "WTH man how did you not clean up?!"

JUNGLER - "No ult man.. I'm Level 5"

ADC - "FFS He's got Toulson Snydrome."

SUPPORT - "...... GG WP -_-"
Related Words
Tokul Tokuleep tokusatsu tolulope Toulouse tokus toula touleen Tokelo Tokunbo
A tan man, extremely romantic, breakdances, he can get any girl he wants without knowing it.
Girl 1: Ohh look at Toulong
Girl2: I know. He's so cute.
Girl 3: Ahhhh.... he iss!

Toulong: *just blushes
Toulong by Lovee<3 February 25, 2010
Toluene is an Arabic name that means tulip she is the most wonderful person you will ever meet, she is kind, caring, forgiving and extremely witty. If you ever fond a toluene never let her go
“Hi Touleen”
Want to play, Touleen ?”
touleen by Abzy007 March 23, 2019

Tolulope 

Usually daughter of a king. Beautiful, independent, strong, kind, determined and generous.
(Tolulope) makes me believe in angels.

Tokugawa Ieyasu 

One of the most significant figures in Japanese history, Ieyasu was a warrior, statesman and founder of the Tokugawa dynasty of shoguns. Tokugawa Ieyasu was born Matsudaira Takechiyo in 1542, son of the lord of the province of Mikawa. At the time of his birth, Japan was convulsed by civil war, with violent feuds between territorial lords which had lasted for nearly a century. When he was four Ieyasu was sent as a hostage to secure an alliance between his clan and the neighbouring Imagawa clan. He was raised at their court and given the education suitable for a nobleman. In 1567 Ieyasu, whose father's death had left him as leader of the Matsudaira, allied with Oda Nobunaga, a powerful neighbour. It was at this time that he changed his name from Matsudaira to Tokugawa, which was the name of the area from which his family originated. He also changed his personal name to Ieyasu, so he was now known as Tokugawa Ieyasu. Ieyasu spent the next decade-and-a-half campaigning with Nobunaga while expanding his own influence and wealth. He had by now gained a considerable military reputation.
When Nobunaga was assassinated in 1582, Tokugawa Ieyasu acquired more territory, and allied with Nobunaga's successor, Toyotomi Hideyoshi. Hideyoshi sent Ieyasu to govern lands in the east of Japan, attempting to contain his growing independence. Ieyasu made his headquarters at the small port of Edo (where Tokyo now stands). When Hideyoshi died campaigning in Korea, Ieyasu became one of the guardians of his young son. The leading military figures in Japan now began to scheme against each other and civil war again broke out. Another of the advisers appointed by Hideyoshi was Ishisa Mitsunari, and it was he who formed the Western Army against Ieyasu. In 1600 Ieyasu defeated the Western Army in the decisive battle of Sekigahara, thereby achieving supremacy in Japan. In 1603 Emperor Go-Yozei, ruler only in name, gave Ieyasu the historic title of shogun (military governor) to confirm his pre-eminence. Japan was now united under Ieyasu's control. He worked hard to restore stability to Japan and encouraged foreign trade, which included the exchange of gifts with James I of England and other European rulers. It was only later, under Ieyasu's successors, that Japan effectively isolated itself from foreign contact. Ieyasu died on 17 April 1616. He was later deified and his mausoleum at Nikko became one of the most important shrines in Japan.

Alice B. Toklas

Alice Babette Toklas co-hosted, with her lover Gertrude Stein the Parisian Salon in the early-to-mid 1900s, which attracted many international writers and thinkers. Included in a cookbook/memoir of hers was a recipe for brownies that included cannabis.
I made some Alice B. Toklas brownies last night.