Toilet Tea

The act of leaving a used tampon in the toilet without flushing...leaving it to steep into a bloody tea.

I woke up this morning, went in to the bathroom to take a piss and almost puked when i saw the toilet tea my wife left in the pot.

by Goldstein14 February 25, 2013

toilet tea

A frothy beverage enjoyed by those who walk on the wild side.

"I spent all Saturday night drinking some fresh toilet tea, if you know what I mean and I think you do."

by gebbly February 28, 2007

toilet tea

when you have to flush tea leaves to get rid of them, thinking it's less noticable that dumping them in the trash can, and all they do is turn the water to tea, no matter how much you flush.

I wasn't supposed to be drinking tea because of the caffeine, but I did anyway, and tried to flush the leaves, only to find I'd made toilet tea.

by Radomazing December 1, 2009

Toilet Tea

The brown tendrils of coulor that seep out of an unflushed turd while sitting in the toilet bowl.

Wow, you really let that toilet tea steep for a while.

by The Glunk December 19, 2011

Toilet Tea Bag

The act of purposely or accidentally dunking one's scrotum in a toilet.

He stayed at a fancy hotel. Imagine his surprise upon sitting on the commode and receiving a Toilet Tea Bag.

Ewwww?..... No, Ahhhhh !

by lorenzo scarimanka December 9, 2010

Toilet Teaser

When your poo is stuck in your pipe and just isnt for budging.

I just had a while dose of toilet teaser the other day. Okay now after 3 bottles of laxative.

by mk11 October 22, 2010

toilet tease

when you realize you may have taken the biggest dump in your whole grade so you dont flush, but then you get up and the toilet paper that you just wiped your ass with lands right in the way of your mondo shit so you cant see it or take a picture

"hey robbie, how was your 15-minute shit? oh i just got toilet teased"

by hairy taco terminator January 6, 2014