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uncultured burnt toast 

(noun) Someone who does not understand an obvious joke, usually on the internet.
“That’s the joke you uncultured burnt toast.”

burnt toast

a piece of bread that is burnt.
this is one of four words that is involved in the Jackson High School controversy about the shirts. ASB printed words on backs of shirts and handed them out, but after someone looked on urbnadictionary, the shirts became news and were revoked
my toast is burnt (burnt toast)

Burnt Toast

Burnt Toast, also commonly referred to as "BT", is the state of uncontrollable sleepiness and or heavy eyelids. A ridiculous drowsiness that is unescapable for any living organism. May lead to dropping of the controller in late night video game sessions. Or, getting beat on a backdoor cut while defending in basketball. The only cure is sleep and better better gym shoes.
Oh my Gosh, Mary is so burnt toast.
Guys, I'm burnt toast.
She is passed out for the night, BURNT TOAST.
He got burned on that backdoor cut. He is extra burnt toast.

What are the signs of BT?
1. Eyelids that feel as though they have heavy chain balls attached to them.
2. Uncontrollable laughter at things that wouldn't ordinarily be all that funny.
3. You're playing Halo at 3am in the morning and you glance over at your teammates screen only to find that his character is running into a wall, while the player's eyes are closed.
4. Another sure fire sign is the tired head bob or slurring of words.
Burnt Toast by Slobo Hunter January 7, 2009

Burnt Toast

When expecting something awesome yet instead it's super stale
Quit acting so burnt toast ya little bitch!
Burnt Toast by Ofresh August 12, 2014

Burnt Toast With Nutella 

When two brown men shit into a bowl. One man lays down on the floor and the shit is spread all over his chest, legs and groin. The other man then lays on top of him, thus creating burnt toast with nutella. This may also work with two white men, but instead of burnt toast, it would just be white bread.
Danny: "Hey Harry, you wont believe what I did last night."

Harry: "What did you do?"

Danny: "I made some burnt toast with nutella, last night with some guy. Maybe you would like to try it sometime!"

Harry: "MMMMM sounds delicious. I'll see when i'm off work!"

The Burnt Toast 

Fuck a girl in the eye socket so hard your dinky pokes her brain, causing her to scream "I smell burnt toast!"
last night i gave a girl the burnt toast, it was hilarious