Toastervana

Tostervana (Toster-Nirvana) is the moment when one creates and the devours the perfect piece of toast. The toast must reach the perfect balance of crispiness and golden brown. Eating this toast has a good chance to send one into an orgasmic state of comatose during which the culinary gods will appear to them in a dream and hand them a certificate of accomplishment. Tosatervana can only be achieved once in a lifetime and very few have ever reached this state.

"Man that bagel looks like its been toasted to perfection. It may have achieved Toastervana."

Toastervana by turtlecream98 April 9, 2015

toasterfrakker 

a human who has sexual relations with cylon, used on Battlestar Galactica

jenni:Dude, did you know that Craig was a toasterfrakker?
anna:Oh no way! That hoochie llama!

toasterfrakker by jesusluvsme November 2, 2008

tasterman 

A man that is willing to ingest his own spunk at the drop of a hat. Person who is male and tastes (spunk)aka, Tasterman.

Example, he pumps his lilly white love piss all over her ass whilst doing her doggy, before she gets a chance to sample the good stuff he's gone and gobbled it all up.Fucking selfish tasterman

tasterman by Jebus Moore February 7, 2007

toastergoat 

The cross breed between a Toaster and a Goat. This is what happens when a toaster takes a goat back to its apartment and gets it too high and gives it too many margaritas. The baby is obvisouly called a Toastergoat. The toastergoat is generally known to like getting really high and enjoy drinking too much tequila. Coincidence?

Julie: "Woah dude did see how much f*****g weed toastergoat smoked yesterday? Toastergoat looked like he/she couldn't even comprehend anything we were saying!"

Josh: " Yeah, man. That happens when toastergoat drinks tequilla too. I think toastergoat gets it from his/her parents."

toastergoat by Yvonne Bradrick March 3, 2017

Toasterhead 

Toasterhead is a label. It is used about punk males with heavy underarms (and a body to match!), lots of tattoos, preferrably some piercings and a fairly round facial type. (Goes with the body...)They usually have a good vibe attatched to them, they're not pissed off old punk dudes.

Benji Madden and most of the rest of the guys in Rancids "Fall Back Down" vid are Toasterheads.

Toasterhead by MiaTheCat708 February 2, 2006

toasterating 

The act of having sex witha toaster,while its on high.

Some robber was toasterating with my toaster,that freak

toasterating by Fo Realist December 24, 2010

toasterhead 

cool fyad poster who makes (made) cool flash videos based on the forum in question

Did you see that one fyad fyad lol that toasterhead made? dude it was tnt.

toasterhead by uberdog July 29, 2003