A retarded persons last name who is loud, annoying, and unwanted. Whenever a Loos talks everyone wants to tell them to shut up. They don't know boundaries for shit and they always touch you. Most Loos’s don't have a lot of friends. Stay away from a Loos or you'll have the biggest headache ever.
by Lil Makeout Monster November 5, 2021
J onil
by The beast, CJ December 13, 2022
A small heavy apparatus on wheels with a short iron projectile-hurling barrel that you pack with black powder and a sandbag, and place just inside the door of an outhouse; you rig the device's primer-cap to both the door and the seat of the crapper. That way, if some "loose cannon" --- either because he's a pervert or simply too drunk to notice da "occupied" sign --- tries to enter da loo while someone else is already in there, he'll get blasted clear across the yard for his impudence.
The only problem with a loo scannon is that ordinarily you can only have one shot at the loo-intruder at a time,, so if the sozzled/lecherous idiot actually recovers from the massive torso-whack he received "the first time around" and staggers back toward the outhouse before you're through takin' yer dump, you will no longer have your "protection device" activated to give him another whallop. That's what bathroom-buddies are for --- always take another person and some fresh ammo-supplies with you when you head for the potty, so that your friend can hurriedly reload the scannon in preparation for another blast if necessary. P.S. Some clueless dudes are so big and tough that they actually **enjoy** being a "human cannonball", so watch out for "repeat offenders" here... they may actually WANT you to do it again "on their behalf".
by QuacksO August 1, 2018
by Ahahaahbab March 25, 2023
When you want to sing but don't know what to sing to you just sing:
AAA LOO LOO LEE LEE A LOO LOO LEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
AAA LOO LOO LEE LEE A LOO LOO LEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Hey, what songs you know? Well, I don't really know any songs but I do know how to sing this:
AA LOO LOO LEE LEE AA LOO LOO LOW LOW LEE LEE LEE LEEEEEEEEEEE
AA LOO LOO LEE LEE AA LOO LOO LOW LOW LEE LEE LEE LEEEEEEEEEEE
by AA LOO LOO LEE LEEEEEEEEEEEEEE January 15, 2021
What ? Loo Jie Wei again ?!
by Ham Chit Lou March 8, 2022
The type of brown sausage-looking poo that lands in the loo. Borrows a name from kashanka, an eastern-European dish that looks alike (and is made of animal blood and porridge). Happens to sound similar to the name of a dictator with a fancy for guns, torturing dissidents and brown-nosing other dictators.
a.k.a. Lukashnikov. Can be represented by poo with mustache. Loo kashanka is a floater - always stays on top, but sometimes shoots brown bullets if you try to flush it repeatedly.
a.k.a. Lukashnikov. Can be represented by poo with mustache. Loo kashanka is a floater - always stays on top, but sometimes shoots brown bullets if you try to flush it repeatedly.
by lazyadminwhyunopublish March 6, 2022