The type of brown sausage-looking poo that lands in the loo. Borrows a name from kashanka, an eastern-European dish that looks alike (and is made of animal blood and porridge). Happens to sound similar to the name of a dictator with a fancy for guns, torturing dissidents and brown-nosing other dictators.

a.k.a. Lukashnikov. Can be represented by poo with mustache. Loo kashanka is a floater - always stays on top, but sometimes shoots brown bullets if you try to flush it repeatedly.
- Dude, they've put another journalist killed in jail!

- This is typical Loo Kashanka sh*t man!
by lazyadminwhyunopublish March 6, 2022
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