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to snake charm 

A sudden gastrointestinal movement that makes one feel discomfort when sitting down, as the contents of the intestines are trying to vacate the premises. The is not viscous like diarrhea but a one solid movement. This is to the point where a bit of the fecal matter has already begun to come out.

To experience a bowel movement that feels like the entire contents of the colon in trying to escape (in a continuous fashion).

To prairie dog it to the extreme.
That was a great meal last night but right now its trying to snake charm me.

Ummmm, will you excuse me for a second. I'm really snake charming right now.

Wow, I'm getting snake charmed right now, I'll be right back.
to snake charm by Flatcat January 1, 2010

said the serpent to the snake 

meaning hypocrite, simlar to the phase "pot calling the kettle black." origanates from otep's "sepsis"
Molly: you have way to much free time.
Rya: said the serpent to the snake.

Trying to Shave a Snake 

A phrase coined by Demetri Martin.. It is used to describe a situation that doesn't work out well, just like shaving a snake. It's just not going to happen.
"You hear Jerry's trying to open that Frozen Yogurt business?"
"Good luck to him.. If you ask me, he's trying to shave a snake."
Trying to Shave a Snake by JollyLama February 27, 2010

to release the poison from my snake 

This phrase means: to masterbate.

The "snake" is referring to the penis. The word "poison" is referring cum/semen. The phrase can also be said as:

"I need to get the poison of of my snake."
Mike: "I'll be over shortly. I need to release the poison from my snake. It should only be a few minutes."

Jake: Yeah, I think I'll do that too.

it's your duty to shake your booty 

girl, it's your duty to shake your booty, shake your booty

to shake a stick at 

Term used to describe a women that is worth remembering for the "spank bank" later.
She's nothin' to shake a stick at but she's not bad looking.
to shake a stick at by gibbys folly November 16, 2013