Spork

Southern United States resident who happens to lick and suck on eggs.

1: hey look at that girl with the face
2: she looks like a spork

by Lmaozoesaspork January 21, 2022

Spork

A fuckin idiot

Rea ur a spork.

by Q055555555 June 17, 2019

Spork

the combination of the joiing of a fork and a spoon.

"They dont have forks and spoons, only sporks."

"OMG Becky! He sporked me last night!"

by K-Faye February 18, 2008

Spork

Someone who’s indecisive and immensely lost in their identity, also very weak-minded because I’ve never seen a metal spork that’s covered in 24k gold, always gotta be plastic 🤢

-“Hey who invited the spork to the sleepover?”
-“Ew gross it wasn’t me”

by h3ck3rman December 10, 2020

Spork

When a man and a women have sex in a spooning position

I was sporking the missus the other day because I was too lazy to go on top

by Football97 March 14, 2017

spork

Spork is one of the kindest people in earth, theyre always ready to listen to you talk about something, whether it's about how your ear bled one day or how your mom took your phone, they are there to listen. spork is extremely easy going and can adapt to any situation, im happy to consider spork my friend :)

"Hey do you know who spork is?" "spork? They're one of the most easy going people ever!"

by baby.augustslollipop July 4, 2021

Spork

When two bi girls scissor

Lets go spork.
She loves sporking
They sporked.

by DaddyNikkiSixx January 31, 2016