Someone who’s indecisive and immensely lost in their identity, also very weak-minded because I’ve never seen a metal spork that’s covered in 24k gold, always gotta be plastic 🤢
by h3ck3rman December 10, 2020
by Football97 March 14, 2017
Spork is one of the kindest people in earth, theyre always ready to listen to you talk about something, whether it's about how your ear bled one day or how your mom took your phone, they are there to listen. spork is extremely easy going and can adapt to any situation, im happy to consider spork my friend :)
by baby.augustslollipop July 4, 2021
by DaddyNikkiSixx January 31, 2016
To spoon with a girl while having a chubby or boner. While you are behind the girl possibly touching her backside with you penis. Therefore "sporking" because you have the little fork end (wiener).
by TheMcNasty November 20, 2014
A bisexual person;
The fork component being the part of them that's attracted to females, the spoon component being the part of them that's attracted to males.
The fork component being the part of them that's attracted to females, the spoon component being the part of them that's attracted to males.
Guy: that's some real spork behavior
Girl: he's so smooth and casual about it tho, could pull me for sure
Guy: damn, same here
Girl: he's so smooth and casual about it tho, could pull me for sure
Guy: damn, same here
by RizzyRedRaccoon August 25, 2023
When your spooning with a boner.
by NoLockOnTheDoor September 10, 2020