by ragger52aa\ October 17, 2020
by ragger52aa\ October 17, 2020
A stomach shit is when you feel a ball of shit so prominent in your stomach. You feel a shitball in your gut. Depending on the tier of the shit is how much pain you will endure. If your shit comes out fast and watery, it’s almost desirable. But when you have a shit that’s hard to push out, it hurts like a bitch.
Bestie 1: Broooo I have a stomach shit
Bestie 2: Aw, I’m sorry to hear that. What’s the shit tier?
Bestie 1: I think it’s tier 1.
Bestie 2: OMG GIRLY SHARE SOME 😍😍😍
Bestie 2: Aw, I’m sorry to hear that. What’s the shit tier?
Bestie 1: I think it’s tier 1.
Bestie 2: OMG GIRLY SHARE SOME 😍😍😍
by shizter October 2, 2022
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020
When you're in a bad mood and everything annoys you, you're viewing the world through a shit-smeared monocle.
by Acoustic Dinosaur February 3, 2022
Person 1 - Hey, do you wanna come out to lunch this afternoon? I'll pay for everything.
Person 2 - I can't . I'm on a dog shit pursuit.
Person 1 - If you're on a dog shit pursuit, why don't you just secretly look at all of the shit that came out of the dogs and see which one matches to the shits you keep finding on your lawn the most?
Person 2 - I'm gonna look like a psycho if I do that.
Person 1 - That's why I said SECRETLY!
Person 2 - I can't . I'm on a dog shit pursuit.
Person 1 - If you're on a dog shit pursuit, why don't you just secretly look at all of the shit that came out of the dogs and see which one matches to the shits you keep finding on your lawn the most?
Person 2 - I'm gonna look like a psycho if I do that.
Person 1 - That's why I said SECRETLY!
by Wes the Human September 21, 2015
Guy1: *spawns in a random GTA server and gets blown up by a MkII Opressor in under 2 mins*
"Dude! I just spawned in and I already got shit-boxed! this game is so unbalanced!
Guy2: Sounds like a skill issue to me.
"Dude! I just spawned in and I already got shit-boxed! this game is so unbalanced!
Guy2: Sounds like a skill issue to me.
by MP_Yamodo Kamodo December 8, 2022