Benoit

To murder your family in cold blood and then kill yourself. A murder-suicide.

What did you just say about my mom, bitch? Don't make me go Benoit on your ass.

by Stinqfist June 29, 2007

Benoit

Benoit or Mclovin for short is a person that gets pussy every night and every woman wants to sleep with him

Wow, you slept with jeremy’s mom you are such a Benoit

by Crutchers and Fruit Pastille November 19, 2020

benoit

To kill or be killed by some manner of suffocation, i.e. hanging or choke hold. Typically the result of rage, and or a retarded child.

Son, if you don't shut your mouth I'm gonna benoit you and your mother, retard.

by Chriss Benoit June 29, 2007

benoit

to strangle or smother someone to death for no apparent reason.

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to BENOIT a bitch?

by Ron Hunt June 28, 2007

benoit

to take steriods, become a massive professional wrestler, get married, have kids, go mad, kill your kids, then your wife, then shoot yourself.

going to school makes me want to benoit myself, i would rather do all that then go to school, that is unholy dedication!

by wrestling fan...not! October 30, 2007

Benoit

A verb meaning to inject your family (or one member of your family/girlfriend) with steroids and then kill them via suffocation, strangling, or potentially bodyslamming. Followed by possibly hanging yourself.

(Shae): "Man, my girl pissed me off!"

(Al): "Soooo, whatcha do?"

(Shae):"I had to Benoit her ass man!"

by Big Vanilla August 7, 2007

Benoit

When one has Sarnac and it passes to the grundel/taint.

"I had a bad case of Sarnac that exploded into Benoit."

by Goob, Cole, & Galoot August 3, 2007