annoying facebook girl

someone constantly posting statuses/pictures but you know they aren't about any the shit they post

that annoying facebook girl keeps posting about me she must b in love with me

by that itch August 5, 2015

Facebook Terrorist

n.) a person who blows up facebook with constant wallpost, statuses, comments, etc.

Girl 1: This girl and her friend blow up facebook like its their job.
Girl 2: They're facebook terrorists. Omg.

by Niggawhoknowspeopleandthings August 15, 2011

Facebook Shark

A fiercely opionated friend with a voracious appetite for debate. Someone who will pounce on loose comments and opinions and attack without mercy.

Related to:

Facebook Chumming:
The practice of luring friends (Facebook Sharks), by throwing "chum" into the water. Chum usually consists of political or religious comments... far too tempting for a Shark to ignore. The water in this case would be status updates and walls.

When someone knows a Facebook shark is around... making a comment like,

"The Church isn't interested in money or power...."

by NeilPeel December 22, 2010

facebook-preening

carefully or carelessly, depending on your level of drunken-ness, weeding out bad pictures and embarrassing statuses on Facebook, like preening an already shit stained coat

Ehh, I got a few minutes... I think I'll do some facebook-preening.

by Timmy January 1, 2015

Facebook bombing

Facebook Bombing is a form of computer fraud to involves harassment involves the act or acts of an individual the creates multiple facebook accounts under different or similar to the original account with the prime objective is

1. online harassment
2. making threats to kill or hurt
3. dating harassment
4.scams and more
5. bombarding people with unsolicited images of a adult nature

facebook bombing is where you receive multiple replies from the same person using different facebook profiles and gives the impression the a different is agreeing or making threats with them

by acer3 October 29, 2021

Facebook interview

It doesn't exist, they already have your info.

Person: Can I arrange for a Facebook interview?
Mark Zuckerberg: Oh there's no need, we already have everything ;)
Person: wait, what?
Mark Zuckerberg: what?

by Soupisbeingcrafted September 17, 2019

FaceBook Education

Someone whose total education comes from FaceBook.

Children nowadays only get a FaceBook Education.

by Poopsie88 February 17, 2012