Skip-the-Tipsy 

When you drink a great amount of alcohol in a short amount of time, you completely bypass the tipsy phase and go straight to wasted.

"It's one of those 'skip-the-tipsy' kind of nights."

Skip-the-Tipsy by Jolly Avalon Straw October 15, 2011

Touching tips 

A well-guarded secret greeting amongst men that may only occur in the absence of women. It is performed by pressing the tips of two penises together, head on, forming a straight veiny line. Verbal consent is strongly recommended and eye contact is not advised. Can be used to determine if a male is circumsided without creating an awkward or uncomfortable situation.

"Hello there fine Sir, interested in Touching Tips?"
"Of course, how could one turn down such a reasonable request."
*touches tips together*
"Perfect, but I couldn't help but notice that you're circumcised."
"What a keen and correct observation that you have made."

Touching tips by Fromundo June 20, 2016

Tickle Tipson 

Quandale dingles real ahh alter ego whos daddy left him at 8

Gotta say hes real fya

It's been a year daddy I really really miss you mommy says you went to the store to get some milk

anyways im failing all my classes and mommy hits me very frequently

and she changed my name to tickle tipson

anyways daddy i forgive you for abusing me

please come back

Tickle Tipson by MemeTime1337 May 3, 2022

tit tips 

A Woman's use of a technique used in cocktail waitressing to get more tips. Tit tips involves the accentuation of the cocktail waitresses breasts.

I got mad tit tips tonight because of my new bra.

tit tips by Kitty Kat Mam January 13, 2011

tips fedora 

“Tips Fedora” is an online expression used in mocking response to a statement of opinion thought to be held by a young adult male who probably wears fedora as a fashion accessory. The phrase refers to the gesture of tipping one’s hat as an expression of recognition or acknowledgement between two persons.

You: m'lady.
*tips fedora*

tips fedora by A non tipper of a fedora February 9, 2015

Turnaround Tipster

1. An economist or investor who claims to know when the stock market has "bottomed out" based on inside information or a unique set of obscure metrics. 2. Someone who tells you to "get back in the market" because the turnaround has begun. 3. A charlatan.

Ted says we should start buying stock again because the semi-conductor market is firming up in Taiwan. He's one of those Turnaround Tipsters on CNBC.

Turnaround Tipster by Peter Kobs March 10, 2009

carolina tips 

When two men with boners run at each other and try and poke the other man. No hands are to be used. First one to poke the other man wins the game of Carolina tips.

Hey little boy, you want to play a game with Carolina tips?
Hey! Do you want to play a game of Carolina tips with my dad and I?

carolina tips by XXpoonslayer6969XX February 19, 2015