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soft tip fart 

When you fart and a lil bit o poo comes out.
Dude, that sounded like a soft tip fart!
soft tip fart by Team Jan February 27, 2020

fart tip 

the name given to a car exhaust system, or a simple cover for an exhaust which the buyer thinks will boost the amount of horsepower, but it really just boosts the abnoxious level of the driver. The tip makes the car sound like it was pumped with beans instead of gasoline.
Man, look at the sweet fart tip on that guy's honda civic. BAAAAAAMM!
fart tip by Ari April 12, 2005

Q-tip farts 

1. The act of Farting on a Q-tip, and examining it for poop
2. Putting a Q-Tip half way up your butt, and then then farting it out into your girl friends orafaces
1. Sheryls Q-tip farts told her that she needs more fiber in her diet.
2. Dear Diary, my girl and I tried Q-tip farts, and she farted it in mine, haven't seen it in 3 days...
Q-tip farts by sharpcheduh July 3, 2014

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026