time travelling 

The act of blacking out as a result of excess consumption of alcohol.

I don't remember anything from last night, I was time travelling for 4 or 5 hours strong after those tequila shots.

time travelling by WaterStreetManiac August 31, 2008

time travelling hipster 

This guy:
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The clothing of the man in the middle of the picture is strikingly different from the surrounding persons'. Most outstanding are his radical hairstyle, sunglasses and his T-shirt, adorned with a large letter M on the front.

Although some explanations exist for the existence of this photo, none of them are particularly convincing or well-grounded. Most people dismiss the time-travel theory for the origin of this picture, one cannot easily shake the feeling once having seen it.

A: That dimension gate is sick, man. Imma have a look real quick and see what's on the other side

B: Radical, you the time travelling hipster, dude!

time travelling hipster by mozartisdead January 21, 2017

Hector The Time Travelling Midget 

A man from the year 2098 who was much different than the rest of the people at that time, for he was only 3' tall. Everyone else in the world was at the shortest about 5' 2". This troubled Hector cause he was always picked on and people would throw him around much like a football. It being the year 2098, time travel had already been invented about 23 years ago. Hector thought about using time travel to change history so that there would be more short people like him. After acquiring the means to travel through time (which cost him $18.75 on Ebay), Hector travelled back in time many times, but was always thwarted in his attempt to make more short people. After many attempts Hector finally travelled back to the Primordial Soup. The goo that started all life sat before him. Sitting and pondering what to do to change history, Hector came up with the grandest of schemes. "Ah ha!", said Hector. "I will contaminate this ooze with my own ooze.", Hector shouted with glee. After an intense one and a half minutes of self gratification (Everything is shorter for midgets), he dumped his load into the soup causing a mass fusion of his "little" genes into the normal genes. After many eons of Evolution, thanks to Hector's deeds, we have been blessed with many small creatures. This is how the Pterodactyl became the chicken. Its how the shark became the goldfish. Its also how we got actors like Verne Troyer. No one knows what happened to Hector. My thoughts are that since he fucked with the timeline he never came to be. Poor, poor Hector. All this to make a friend and he never even existed. The moral of the story, I guess, is to not throw hair dryers into the bathtub.

Dude 1: "Man I hate that show Little People Big World. Who the hell came up with that shit?"

Dude 2: "Its all made possible because of Hector The Time Travelling Midget."

Dude 1: "Damn you Hector, damn you."

Hector The Time Travelling Midget by Supa' Dub T June 30, 2008

Time Traveling 

When you get so drunk that you black out, but when you come back into consciousness you are in a new place at a future time.

After that last shot i started to time travel until i found myself on the bathroom floor.

Time Traveling by The Cab May 28, 2005

Time Traveling 

A drunken loss of time and place

"I had one foot in the Delorean last night"

"Me and Marty McFly got to know eachother last night"

"Time Traveling is a favorite past time of mine"

Time Traveling by cjamesw January 15, 2009

time traveling 

A vodka phenomenon, where significant periods of time are traveled past and the intoxicated person believes they have teleported to a new physical location where minutes, hours, days, or even weeks have passed.

After five dirty martinis and a dose of Ecstasy I went to the men's room and right when I stepped out I was squeezing the badunkadunk of Queen Latifah from behind in a stall in the ladies room. There were red horned monkeys perched on the walls moving their heads back and forth watching her huge breasts jiggling, and I knew that I had gone time traveling again.

time traveling by Lar January 1, 2006