Time Off Tom

A "Time off Tom" is someone who takes off of work randomly or needs lots of time off, usually with little to no advance notice.

Boss: "Has anyone seen Nick today?"
Worker: "Not yet, I think he's Time off Tom'ing it again"

by ATwistedFate October 12, 2018

Sexy-time jack-off

When an individual, usually a guy, will get soooo into a masturbation session that they'll get completely naked, touch their bunghole, and even rub their own nipples. They might even have sex with a couple of pillows or cushions to simulate a real sex experience.

"Dude, I'm going to go and jack-off. Wait, I think I'm due for a sexy-time jack-off. I'm excited!"

by Andy22P February 07, 2008

Cut Off Time

The point reached in the day when it's too late to get any from the opposite sex. Usually applies after a long day at work.

Boy: Girl, I know you alone tonight.
Girl: It's cut off time. Hit me on the weekend.

by CreeperStash January 28, 2008

pants off time

A time period where everyone is required to remove their pants. It occurs strictly from 9:15 to 9:17 PM. Alarms on cellular devices are highly recommended to time this event properly.

Oh my gosh nooch, its pants off time!

by Jimmy Niemczyk and Jenn Szakolczay May 29, 2008

When's the last time you jerked off?

A male version of: "when's the last time you had your period?"

Can be used in a situation when a guy gets moody because he hasn't jerked off or had sex in awhile. (AKA Man period)

Guy: Man,I'm so fucking pissed off right now!!!

Random person: dude,when's the last time you jerked off?

by ALL DAT ROOM THO?! November 14, 2020

Off Time

Callum Hall

“Callum it’s off time now”

by NYIIII February 28, 2021

Plague Time Off

When you have been in Quarantine for "x" amount of days from the Covid-19 outbreak, but still need time away from work.

Working from home is great during this pandemic, but I need some Plague Time Off.

by AHJax April 01, 2020