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P.T.D.S ( part time dad syndrome)

Is a guy who only wants to take care of his baby on his time. This douche also is lazy and sleeps till one in the afternoon. If by some chance he can't wiggle his slimy ass out of having to watch his kid. He'll let the child do whatever as long as they leave him the hell alone. Or he'll forget simple shit like diapers and formula. There is know known treatment for this syndrome at this time.
P.T.D.S ( part time dad syndrome) is when your baby daddy forgets to pick the baby up from daycare.

biscuit time :D 

Biscuit time is when you find biscuits! It is also a nice period to celebrate with your friends!

Ran out of biscuits for biscuit time? No problem mate, I'm always there :D
-Hey Lincoln, Is it 5 pm already?
-No, it is biscuit time :D

Some Kinda Time’d 

The act of getting completely shafted and stabbed in the back, usually by a twat
I feel bad for Alex, Owen totally Some Kinda Time’d him

It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel 

popular catch phrase from Yugioh. The phrase comes in the opening theme song where the music stops and he yells that famous phrase.

This phrase has been parodized a lot, especially on ytmnds involving Mario, Spongebob Squarepants, Howard Dean, and a few others.
Me: I had it with you. You're going down!
Punk Kid: All right, you leave me no choice. It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!

It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d Duel 

Yu-gi-Ohs catch prase right before he duels, because he is mentally retarted.
Me- Yu-Gi-Oh you have been bugging me all night

Yu-Gi-Oh- A-a-a-all r-r-r-right It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d Duel



Me- Pikuchu fuck up that nigger

D-town time bomb 

when having a threesome with two girls and one guy the guy takes steamy dump in one girls cooter then haves her stand over the other girl. then the guy counts down from 5 and punches her in the uterus and sends a hot shower of shit all over the girls grill piece.
Last night i had this girl send a huge D-town time bomb all over this 4 dollar hooker