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tim tam

The greatest biscuit known to science. Chocolate, sandwiching chocolate, smothered in chocolate. Made in Australia, sold to the world via e-bay.

variations include caramel, hazenut, dark, double choc.

Best eaten with milk by biting off two corners, sucking milk through biscuit, then eating resulting chocolate milky goodness.
by Mike T December 11, 2003
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The sole reason for the continued existence of Australia.
Pete Rose wants some Tim Tams.
by bignewt April 24, 2006
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Tim Tam

Slang/affectionate term used in Australia and Canada to refer to those of Asian descent.

Based on the perceived tendency of Asians to buy tim tams biscuits by the shopping cart load in Australian grocery stores.
"Those tim tams sure do love their tim tams!"

"Those tim tams sure have good math skills!"
by Giles McBain January 18, 2008
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When partaking in unprotected Anal sex, the misadventure of large amounts of fecal matter entering the Urethra of the penetrating penis.
"Yo I was hitting this bitch raw in the ass last night and she gave me a Tim Tam."
by Nonfunctional May 10, 2018
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tim tam slam

This is the act of using a tim tam biscuit to drink tea, by biting off to opposite corners and then using it as a straw to suck up hot tea.

Note that the structural integrity of the tim tam will become catastrophically reduced soon after this process is started, and the whole biscuit must be crammed into your mouth as soon as this happens, lest your tea will be filled with pieces of melted tim tam.
I whipped out the PG Tips and showed her the way of the tim tam slam.
by Legooolas June 5, 2005
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The action of sucking a hot beverage hot chocolate through a tim tam cookie. The flavor is possibly the best thing in the world.
In global class today, Eunu, Julia and I skipped class to tim tam slam.
by gypsie-lalaLAlaLala March 2, 2010
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tim tam straw

the event created when one bites both ends off a tim tam then sucks a mouthful of warm beverage thru it.
a cultural practice native to australia handed down from generation to generation.
doing this causes the tim tam to melt rapidly from the inside out. a quick flick of the head in a backwards motion then allows the person to catch the disintegrating tim tam straw in their mouth.

"may contain traces of nuts"

"do not try this if you're not old enuf to drink warm beverages"
by edenlogic March 19, 2009
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