tim tam 

The greatest biscuit known to science. Chocolate, sandwiching chocolate, smothered in chocolate. Made in Australia, sold to the world via e-bay.

variations include caramel, hazenut, dark, double choc.

Best eaten with milk by biting off two corners, sucking milk through biscuit, then eating resulting chocolate milky goodness.

A neverending pack of Tim Tams? Fo Shizzle my Nizzle!

tim tam by Mike T December 11, 2003

Tim Tam 

The sole reason for the continued existence of Australia.

Pete Rose wants some Tim Tams.

Tim Tam by bignewt April 24, 2006

Tim Tam 

Slang/affectionate term used in Australia and Canada to refer to those of Asian descent.

Based on the perceived tendency of Asians to buy tim tams biscuits by the shopping cart load in Australian grocery stores.

"Those tim tams sure do love their tim tams!"

"Those tim tams sure have good math skills!"

Tim Tam by Giles McBain January 18, 2008

Tim Tam 

When partaking in unprotected Anal sex, the misadventure of large amounts of fecal matter entering the Urethra of the penetrating penis.

"Yo I was hitting this bitch raw in the ass last night and she gave me a Tim Tam."

Tim Tam by Nonfunctional May 10, 2018

Tim Tam

It is a verb named after a chocolate snack made in Australia, referring to a sexual activity (CBT) on the tip of one's male genital area and backside, that includes biting and sucking (rough oral sex) until said male faints from said actions, either from excruciating pain or exhaustion.

First used at a stream on Twitch, at a VTuber's live chat who also known as RebelRedVT

Guy 1: Man... I'm beat...
Guy 2: Couldn't sleep last night?
Guy 1: Sleep? My wife Tim Tammed me last night.
Guy 2: I... see...

Tim Tam by Willu_Desu June 9, 2026

tim tam slam 

This is the act of using a tim tam biscuit to drink tea, by biting off to opposite corners and then using it as a straw to suck up hot tea.

Note that the structural integrity of the tim tam will become catastrophically reduced soon after this process is started, and the whole biscuit must be crammed into your mouth as soon as this happens, lest your tea will be filled with pieces of melted tim tam.

I whipped out the PG Tips and showed her the way of the tim tam slam.

tim tam slam by Legooolas June 5, 2005

tim tam slam 

The action of sucking a hot beverage hot chocolate through a tim tam cookie. The flavor is possibly the best thing in the world.

In global class today, Eunu, Julia and I skipped class to tim tam slam.

tim tam slam by gypsie-lalaLAlaLala March 2, 2010