Lardass Tiddlywink

Lardass Tiddlywink is a big tub of goo located in the windy city, Chicago. Oddly enough Chicago only becomes windy after Lardass (pronounced LarDOSS) consumes a couple of bacon, Lexapro, peanut butter, and cheese whiz sandwiches. Lardass currently resides with mother, 13 cats, an “Iron Man” action figure, and an imaginary friend “Peter”. Commonly mistaken for a homosexual, Lardass is actually an a-sexual hermaphrodite who is about as anatomically correct as a “Ken Doll“. Lardass is a connoisseur of rare comic books however, none of which retain any value as “Mint Condition” oddly enough excludes bacon grease and semen.

Lady “Hey Lardass Tiddlywink, I will give you a bacon grease hand job for 20 bucks.” Lardass, “Not now mom, I’m off to Comi-Con, unless you can front me 20 bucks.”

Lardass Tiddlywink by Egoiste April 30, 2010

tiddlywinks 

Meaningless parlor game created in Victorian 1890's England in which the objective is to shoot "winks" into a cup. Commonly used today to disparagingly call something trivial and unimportant.

Guy1: Hey man I'm off to play a game of pickup volleyball at the park, want to come?
Guy2: Nah I'm off to play some tackle football, but you can call me when you're done playing tiddlywinks.

"I made 7 grand on the Google IPO, but that's tiddlywinks compared to what the Sergey Brin made."

tiddlywinks by JamesMMMM October 28, 2008

Rasberry Tiddlywinks

When a woman queefs but accidentally squirts blood.

Damm, my gf just did a rasberry tiddlywinks.

Rasberry Tiddlywinks by thetrollwashereagain August 21, 2013

Tiddlytwink 

A disparaging reference to a male twink that is past his teen boyish prime and lost his youthful features that most chicken hawks find attractive. While some youthful qualities may remain, becoming a tiddlytwink usually applies to former twinks now ranging in age from 25-30.

Once I realized that I was no longer getting barraged with dick pics from dirty old men, I knew I had become a tiddlytwink.

Tiddlytwink by Dick Onchin December 7, 2020

Taddlybonks 

US game with dice in which the objective is to win by rolling 2 sixes and reaching 2nd base on slide after a hand stand.

The game involves 6 players on 2 teams of 3 that water slide on baseball field. It was created by Pamela Flanderson in Austin Texas during the early 2000s and since then it has gather a cult following.

Those are sixers, Taddlybonks!

Taddlybonks by 0scarsama September 19, 2023

2 tiddlywinks 

a very small amount of something

You: *serves me food*
Me: wft bro theres only 2 tiddlywinks of food in this

2 tiddlywinks by BroPower_ December 5, 2020

polish tiddlywinks

A game in which contestants race each other pants around their ankles, holding a quarter squeezed gently between their butt cheeks. When they reach the "finish" they must deposit the quarter into a cup, or marked goal first to be the winner.

Those rednecks up north are crazy, they were playing a game of Polish Tiddlywinks! They looked like retards, sick bastards.

polish tiddlywinks by Maylain November 14, 2005